“I once, unfortunately, spent a night in a jail cell, and there is no question: the accommodations there were far superior than what you’ll find at this pathetic excuse for a hotelThe room in which I stayed seemed to have been designed as a middle school project. There was no room to walk around the bed, a full length mirror was hanging dangerously close to the shower, and one false move could have led to a nasty accident. The air conditioning sounded like an old, abandoned car. Plus there was no soap in the bathroomI tried to complain, but the desk clerk was nowhere to be found moments after my arrival, and his replacement didn’t arrive until mid-morning the next day. I immediately cancelled the 2nd of two nights that I’d booked, and she said I’d receive a refund , , but as you might imagine, I’ve since been told that won’t happenIn a laminated handout that contained information that is not duplicated on their website, the owners of this “hotel” claim to be looking out for the environment, which I guess explains the two ratty towels that were ours to use for the length of our stay. Recycling! Cutting back on laundry! Oh I get it..And have I mentioned that there was only one pillow for what was clearly a two person reservation?The neighborhoods below Park Slope have blossomed over the past several years. But just because the bodega on the corner has rearranged its shelves, and every block seems to have an enticing eatery, I urge you with every fiber of my being to avoid this place. Staying here created one of the most miserable nights of my life, and you do not deserve to go through the same mess Uma vez, infelizmente, passei uma noite em uma cela de prisão, e não há dúvida: as acomodações lá eram muito superiores ao que você encontrará nesta desculpa patética de hotelO quarto em que fiquei parecia ter sido projetado como um projeto de ensino médio. Não havia espaço para andar ao redor da cama, um espelho de corpo inteiro estava pendurado perigosamente perto do chuveiro, e um movimento em falso poderia ter levado a um acidente desagradável. O ar condicionado parecia um carro velho e abandonado. Além disso, não havia sabonete no banheiroTentei reclamar, mas o recepcionista não estava em lugar nenhum momentos depois da minha chegada, e seu substituto não chegou até o meio da manhã do dia seguinte. Cancelei imediatamente a segunda das duas noites que reservei e ela disse que eu receberia um reembolso, mas, como você pode imaginar, desde então me disseram que isso não aconteceráEm um folheto plastificado que continha informações não duplicadas em seu site, os proprietários deste “hotel” afirmam estar cuidando do meio ambiente, o que acho que explica as duas toalhas surradas que eram nossas para usar durante a nossa estadia . Reciclando! Cortando na lavanderia! Oh, entendi..E eu mencionei que havia apenas um travesseiro para o que era claramente uma reserva para duas pessoas?Os bairros abaixo de Park Slope floresceram nos últimos anos. Mas só porque a bodega da esquina reorganizou suas prateleiras, e cada quarteirão parece ter um restaurante atraente, exorto você com todas as fibras do meu ser a evitar este lugar. Ficar aqui criou uma das noites mais miseráveis da minha vida, e você não merece passar pela mesma bagunça”
— Michael Bradley
“Worst hotel I have ever stayed in. The room was extremely small (double bed in the corner and had to open suitcases on the bed as there was no room to do so on the bedroom floor) but this isn’t a major deal to me. The worst parts were dirty bedsheets with stains, cigarette burns and the whole place smelled like cigarette smoke. The bathroom had a broken toilet that ran water loudly all night and there was mould in the shower plus it looked like it hadn’t been cleaned in weeks. Towels were also dirty and I don’t think the towels or bedding had been washed in quite some time. I understand that you get what you pay for and if it is just a place to sleep for the night it isn’t so bad but I wouldn’t recommend this place to anyone. Based on other reviews I also think I am one of the lucky ones as people have had worse experiences here than me.
If you are thinking of staying here and all of these things don’t bother you then I would just recommend to bring a spare towel, shoes for the shower and something to cover the bed with.
If the owners ever see this please just clean the place up a little. If there were washed towels and bedding, and the shower was cleaned it would make a huge difference. The location is great and this hotel could be something good if it was just cared for and cleaned up a little.”
— C P